Said what pizza, and then couldn't answer the question "What's your name"

ummm... fell asleep while mowing my uncles yard, almost hit a tree, :) thats all I can think of right now I'm sure there's been worse

i fell asleep on my way to the freezer...

i fell asleep pissing. i woke up and i was pissing on my cat.
i also woke up super tired, my hand was numb so i repeatedly punched my solid wood bed frame till i could REALLY feel it hurt. then i fell back asleep.

I stayed up all night in college writing a research paper. I drank a pot of coffee to stay awake, and I wasn't used to any caffeine. The sleep deprivation combined with the coffee made me almost hallucinate. I remember that while walking to the bus stop people looked rather like turtles.

Due to work reasons, in the last week I have been awake for 36 hrs + twice... (I am actually sleep deprived right now as I type this!) ... it feels like being drunk and really stoned. The crappy thing is that is takes days to recover!! The best part is that a lot of stuff gets done in a short period of time... and at that point, time ceases to be significant. I can say that sleep can be overrated, but still essential. And mornings suck. Whoever made the rule that the work day should start at 9 am should be punished!

started to drink coffe... for 4 days.. then i stoped...

i thought it was fourth of july when it was december and kept calling my all time bff the wrong name... >.< ... i'll never live that down...

I fell asleep in the shower.....for like ten minutes. and then i was almost late to school.

I spit my toothpaste in the bathroom drawer instead of the sink...

Nearly peed on the chair in the dining room because I thought it was the bathroom. (My parents caught me before it was too late.)

Fell asleep in random places. (Friend's room floor, dorm hallway, shower, dinner table, desk...)

moved twenty fifty pound pavers from my front yard to my back yard at around 2am because I was bored. but that's about it.

i watched info shows and nothing else

Probably slamming my head on a desk, then falling asleep right then and there. Waking up and slapping my human alarm clock in the face.

I have this really obnoxious pixie like giggle. Its ridiculous. And insane. And I laugh at everything. Which makes me loose my voice so then I usually get really grumpy, because I hate not being able to talk.

Went for like 4 days doing nothing but playing halo in my room during the summer. Anyways when I finally crashed I woke up in the shower, which was boiling hot. I was dreaming it was raining superman Icecream when i woke up....

I picked up I though was some pizza and took me the first few attempts to eat it, it was a shoe

I was super tired and walked all the way out to my car and unlocked the door and crawled into my backseat and fell asleep. The whole time I thought I was going to my bedroom...I was wrong. I woke up the next morning freezing and confused.

I went in the fridge, put a book i was reading in there, and then spent 15 minutes looking around for the book.
Sleep is overrated.

i texted people uncounciously and in the morning when i woke up i read some pretty random replies

Well I kinda ran around naked in a snowy field the next morning I woke up in a tree 5 miles from my house

Jumped into a swimming pool naked.

Nothing really.....weirdly enough I feel rather energized when I'm not sleeping for days. Idk. It's just me.

fell over while taking a shower becuz i fell asleep

i am recovering from it, and i woke up after my nap and started talking about my dreams in real life, and i still cant shake that it didn't really happen.

I fell asleep in my shower. And then i took a second shower. and ate a bowl of milk with no cereal in it.

Ive done that too XD

!!TRUE STORY!! after stayin up fer 3 days i finally got into bed. . . about half way through the night i slept walked into my dads office, lifted up the seat coushin (like it was a toilet seat) and pissed all over the thing!! woke up about half way through the act and quietly climbed back into bed. Blamed it on my 5 year old brother in the morning !!TRUE STORY!!

I got up in the middle of the night went to shower, fell asleep in the shower, woke up and started getting ready for school, then I realized it was night time and that it was the weekend and I didn't have school

I dumped a bowl of rice on my friends head.